Holy Hell that is a new “Final Destination” movie coming out and I’m very obsessed

Well, yeah yeah … I’m sure you didn’t have this on your bingo card from 2025, but fyi, the iconic horror movie franchise Final destination comes back after fourteen years away.

The last movie, Finally Destination 5Come out in 2011!

Final destination: Blood lines (Good title) Hits theaters in just a few months on May 16, and they just dropped an official teaser trailer. Check it out:

Let’s break it down …

So the teaser opens at a tattoo/Piercing parlor with one too close-for-comfort/false image that looks like something more out of a Saw film.

A close -up of a person holding his tongue with a metal tool with his mouth open. The setting is weakly lit

It turns out it’s just a lady who gets her tongue pierced by a guy (presumably) named Erik …

A woman leaves a neon-enlisted tattoo alley, followed by a man in a leather jacket inside, under weak lighting

… I assume his name is “Erik”, considering the name of his “sad” playlist we see a few moments later, lol.

Telephone screen showing a music list entitled "Erik's sad mix" with a black-and-white image of a sad clown

Either way, Erik may have some father problems considering the huge tattoo he is working to give himself. I assume he just really misses his father (who may be dead, given the title “Bloodlines”). Is the father someone from a previous movie too?! I can imagine it is, and at first I thought maybe it was Devon SawaBut I don’t think it is. If you have an idea, know in the comments below.

Two pictures: 1) The phone shows a selfie of two smiling men. 2) arm with a fresh "SHEEP" Tattoo is cleaned by a glove wearing hand

Then, during a funny assembly set to the perfect song, “Without you,” Erik continues to accidentally create a ruby ​​Goldberg of death for himself as it is so famous with the franchise.

Close-up of a speaker with blurred red lights in the background, suggesting a music venue or performance setting

Erik’s tall music accidentally knocks over a few things on the counter …

Items that appear inside a glass house with soft lighting, including a hammer, jar and other items that suggest a vintage or eclectic theme

… which strikes this jar on the floor …

A jar of water and string lamps, an alarm clock and a mannequin hand appear on a glass shelf in a weakly lit setting

… Erik causes Erik to get up and knock over this very flammable edge of disinfectant.

Two pictures: Top shows a large disinfectant bottle; The bottom shows the same bottle that is beaten over, highlighted by an arrow

Erik goes over to clean up the crushed glass, putting him in the perfect position to a loose chain on the ceiling fan to swing down and get caught on his nose. Lmaooo.

Close -up Sequence: Ceiling fentor spinning, person with a metal nose ring pulling it using their mouths

Of course, Erik laughs at the lingering in-one-million latter in his situation … It is until he realizes, oops, the chain gets shorter with the other when wrapped around the tab.

Three scenes showing a person in a faintly lit industrial surroundings that interact with a hanging chain, with yellow arrows that highlight actions

Poor Erik has to rise as high as he can in his attempt to free himself from his nasal chain chain baker.

A dramatic barbershop scene with a person sitting on a chair, surrounded by neon lights and razor tools, creating a film atmosphere

And in the process manages to knock over a light that burns on the very flammable disinfectant from the past.

Flame on spilled liquid in a weakly lit garage with well -to -do chair and tools in the background

Unfortunately, for poor Erik, despite his best efforts, it is not long before death finally comes his way and he falls into the fiery abyss below.

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Fine.

Text: "Final destination: Blood lines" On a dark background

See you on May 16 !!!!!!