Late Night seems to think this Pete Hegseth fellow is unqualified

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On Tuesday, the Senate held a confirmation hearing for President-elect Donald J. Trump’s pick for defense secretary: former “Fox & Friends” host Pete Hegseth, or as Jordan Klepper called him “the guy who makes sure everyone in the frat house” has their stories in the clear.”

“A military cannot function unless it is staffed by a system based on pure merit, where only the most qualified people rise to the top – so says your next Secretary of Defense, who will lead the most complicated, powerful and deadly organization the world has ever seen had. known, and whose only qualification is that Trump liked to see him on a couch on Saturday morning.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“So from now on, we can’t call it a gay anthem — we’ll call it the gayest anthem ever.” —JIMMY KIMMEL

“Listen first of all, this song was on an album called ‘Cruisin’, okay? They made the video for the song in front of the most famous leather bar of the 1970s, Ramrod. Their other songs, if you go through their greatest hits collection, they have ‘Fire Island,’ they’ve got ‘Key West,’ they’ve got ‘San Francisco,’ they’ve got ‘I’m a Cruiser,’ ‘Hot Cop,’ ‘In the Navy,’ and ‘Macho Man.’ What do these titles have in common? All cool ways to pick up chicks, that is.” —JIMMY KIMMEL

The Marías performed their song “No One Noticed” on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”

Pauline Chalamet, star of “The Sex Lives of College Girls,” will sit with Seth Meyers on “Late Night.”